What Would You Do?

[TWR]

2 Asian youths enter a local Boots, picked up a can of deodorant the shop assistant asked one of them ( The clever one) to put the can down, he did not and began to spray onto his clothes! what would you do?

[DTCwordfan]

pull out my cigarette lighter and set fire to him

[anneasquith]

do eskimos use deodorant, ? frozen oxters .

[TWR]

Bloody hell DT, With a comment like that you will have the police, HR, flying Squad, P.C. board coming to your house, put your lights out for gods sake and do it now.

[bednobs]

can i just say that the common plural of person is people, not persons and not person's

[DTCwordfan]

I don't smoke and therefore no cigarette lighter on me.....................

[DTCwordfan]

and after all, isn't that the average Saturday night out in Manchester?

[trt]

##is ' asian' relevant to this scenario ?##

Yes it is, to narrow down who the culprits were.
The police always ask a victim if they were black, white or Asian?

I would have discreetly took a photo of them with my mobile phone for evidence in case the cct was not filming them!

[ELVIS68]

trt, they ask if they are IC1, or IC2, in this case they'd be Icey white after spraying it on their clothes

[trt]

##pull out my cigarette lighter and set fire to him##

Well said DTC :-)

[BRIGHT SPARK]

TWR...have you put your tree up yet?

[joeluke]

Why are people whining about the OP describing the youths as Asian???

Am just guessing here but maybe TWR did that because they were actually Asian?

[trt]

##trt, they ask if they are IC1, or IC2##

Doh, What's IC1 and IC2 Elvis?

How you keeping, been to the races lately?

[askyourgran]

Most likely they were Asian youths as the OP was describing the scene to us, except some people object to the difference being made.

[TWR]

Bloody hell Bright, how do I answer that without coming out with the wrong tearm, I might Hurt the bloody tree when I get it out of the box, I might infringe the rights of the tree if I get hold of it be the Base / legs, I might polute the air " Do I wear a mask so the dust does not go into the atmosphire that could cause globle warming causing the early end of the population and the earth, It could cause the extra use of electricty inturn causing an OAP running out of Elec inturn causing her / him to burn his / her house to burn down due to the fact that they can bloody light the cooker, inturn burning the street down. time for a brandy.

[anneasquith]

LOL. best answer to TWR

[weecalf]

are you SURE are there any LYNX to this .Are you AVON us on, i've NIVEA heard of it

[leahbee]

Well said TWR, don,t let them get you down.
Some people just love an argument.

[DTCwordfan]

I conclude that you need a cigarette lighter for Christmas, TWR.

[TWR]

I'll end the Q, I seen these 2 lovely boys / youths that had been causing distress to the assistant / shop in Acci, I politely said would please leave this shop before I purchase you a Kebab that comes with a scottish kiss free of charge, with the address of the HR & solicitors letter that specializes in rear end shunts and causing people to be maimed and up's your insurance for the car you need for your work to pay your mortgage and feed your family for you hopefully to go on holiday to relax after the bad accident of getting smacked up the rs by a lovely lad / youth from the land of many that come here and go into boots to use a spray can to use on his body that it clothed instead of having a blood wash phewwwwwww another brandy.

[gness]

So that's a no to the tree then, TWR.... ;-)...xxx