The outer perimeter is booby trapped with explosive devices. Those invited to visit receive a 'safety' map. The inner perimeter is guarded by 3 very ferocious and very hungry Doberman's which i never feed. Their only food comes from what they can catch. Inside my front door is a trap door that reveals a snake infested pit. Unless you know the password, you're in trouble. Get past the snake-pit and a picture of my ex-wife glares at you from the wall. If you can withstand all that, you are free to take my meagre belongings.