I am always surprised that people take offence at Mamjet's replies. Almost all of them are obviously given in a wind-up fashion. It is hard to believe that people who post on open forums get upset when they get joke replies, yet fail to see that they are being wound up. This will always happen on a public question and answer site.
It has been said many times - just ignore any wind-ups, don't retaliate, that will only invoke another response which will no doubt upset you even further.
Mamjet has had me laughing so many times with his/her wind-ups, and it is impossible for me to feel sorry for the question-poster, because mostly the answers are clearly given tongue-in-cheek.
There are many users of AB who deliberately cause trouble. At least Mamjet injects some humour into the site.
Keep 'em coming! That's what I say, Mamjet. (And please feel free to give me a wind-up answer, you never fail to make me chuckle!)