You really are an argumentative bleeder,
Stu!
I don�t know where you obtained your qualifications. It was obviously a different place to where I got mine (GCE �O� Level Woodwork (Failed)).
In between being taught the correct way to make a mortise and tenon joint I was taught that the word �them� should never be used as an adjective, only as a pronoun. I admit that this was taught to me some years ago, so I thought I�d better look it up to ensure that the passage of time had not impaired my memory too much, or that more modern thinking had not overridden the rigid rules that were carved into me:
http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000257.htm
http://grammarstars.blogspot.com/2008/08/41-th em-and-those-and-problems-they.html
As far as I can see, in your sentence �How do you like them apples...�, the apples are being described by the word �them�. It is thus being used as an adjective, not as an objective pronoun as it would in �How do you like them?� (without the apples).
But then, as well as being a �prentendy judge�, perhaps I�m a prentendy English teacher as well!
Whatever discussion sites you grace with your contributions in the future, I wish you (but most importantly the other users) well.
Sorry to have hijacked your thread,
lynbrown.