Why is the boat to China so slow ?

[pericat]

??

[ChuckFickens]

It's the fan.

[caslass]

Cos it's a long way.

[pericat]

ok - that made me laugh out loud - in fact it made me rotbpbl

[pericat]

no - blue peter badge

[society]

cause it's too heavy.

[Noraq]

it gets Confucioshed

[pericat]

could be all the above but really in this day and age - its ridiculous

[Ankou]

because its a piece of junk


geddit..?... i'll get me coat

[joggerjayne]

If they have to stress the "slow" boat to China ...

... presumably there is also a "fairly fast" boat to China.

Personally, nothing would get me on a boat, all the way to China ...

... not even if the only cabin they could give me was sharing with Sean Connery, Jude Law and Johnny Depp.

[joggerjayne]

Oh okay, if that was my cabin party ... then I might.

[swanko]

cos they lost the oars.

[mccfluff]

hmm paul walker, sean connery and hugh jackman, hell i'll be on it!

[joggerjayne]

I had to Google "Paul Walker"

... but I can see where you're coming from there, Fluffy !!

[marval]

Here is the origin of the song.

http://www.straightdo...of-slow-boat-to-china

[joggerjayne]

That was interesting, Marval.

[marval]

Thank you, I didn't know all that.

[Captin Kirk]

because it's taking on water?

[joggerjayne]

I'm going to save that up ...

... for the next Blackjack dealer of whom I am getting the better.

=0)