Holiday Romances Abroad On Channel 5 Tonight

[Fusion5]

How can they be so stupid.

[craft1948]

When I went on a singles holiday to Tunisia I had trouble getting rid of one of the (very good looking) waiters.
I think his chat up line of "I would love to work in England" was a bit of a giveaway.........

[sherrardk]

Lonely, feel flattered maybe? People end up with *** without going on holiday.

[Old_Jim]

When it comes to IQ, 100 is the average. For every PhD, there's got to be someone with the brains of an earwig. The sad thing is that Channel 5 appear to make their money by publicising the plight of the cerebrally challenged.

[grasscarp]

I didn't watch it but read Internet info about the people. Why anyone could think a foreigner half your age (and body weight) has fallen in love with you is not believable. This doesn't account for some more complex deceptions but a number are vulnerable older ladies who leave their brains behind on their holidays.

[Fusion5]

So you never brought him back Craft and bought him a Mercedes or tons of gold jewellery lol lol

[sunny-dave]

I think he's still trying to get the ping pong ball out of his **** :)

[craft1948]

Unfortunately on my return home I actually met the second Mr Craft......I may have been better off with the waiter.

[Fusion5]

Grasscarp I am thinking you are meaning the lady who went to Gambia and met a young stud they married and she thought they wer going to live in Gambia but he wanted to come to UK (surprise surprise). She spent a fortune on him.

[Fusion5]

Pmsl @ Craft.

[grasscarp]

Yes fusion. The pic and story left me saying Nooooo

[Fusion5]

Me too Grasscarp lol lol.

Also if you met a guy in Italy that said he worked for the American Secret Service in the Whitehouse would alarm bells not ring. lol lol

[Psybbo]

The waiter was lucky he didn't end up in Craft's cellar check with mrs_o

[joggerjayne]

Show of hands ... who met their BF (or GF) on a holiday ?

No ?

What ... just me, then ?

[craft1948]

I'll have you know Psybbo that the cellar is very cosy, if somewhat crowded.

[Psybbo]

On the slopes, jj? No, work for me.

[Fusion5]

Jayne all these women on the programme were middle aged or older and the men involved were just out of short trousers lol lol

[naomi24]

For Jayne ......not just you.

[joggerjayne]

Psy ...

In a bar, in a ski resort in Italy.

We didn't get together on the holiday, but we swapped details, and got in touch after we got home. Then I flew over to meet up with him. And, err, we did get together.

[joggerjayne]

You too, Naomi?

[Fusion5]

Yes we have all had a holiday romance but I never felt the need to see if they were off milk and onto solids.