Where can you decide to look for a long lost relative, go online, put a name in send a message get an instant reply meet an unknown relative and find out you may have a deadly heart disease all in 2 days?..... oh yes soapland. So far fetched but i still watch it!
The same place where you can turn up at one of Her Majesy's Prisons and visit - seemingly - any time you like and whoever you wish, without a Visiting Order and whether or not the 'inmate' wishes to see you. Soapland or, as it is known in my house, Never Never Land.
Where are the children when everyone is in the pub? Where are Dev's children, haven't seen them for ages.Coronation Street is a great place to live if you need a job or somewhere to live, sorted.
This where Terry Wogan is a great miss. His comments on last night's soaps, especially Dallas, were hilarious. I once nearly caused a serious crash when approaching a busy roundabout laughing at something he said.