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The Simpsons
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Ralph Wiggum: My cat's breath smells like cat food
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!
Homer: You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
I have a few that crack me up, and all by the great man himself Homer J Simpson
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel
Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover