Donate SIGN UP

The Simpsons

Avatar Image
:Ace: | 18:10 Wed 28th Sep 2005 | Film, Media & TV
18 Answers
Best Simpsons Quote?
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 18 of 18rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by :Ace:. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.

"There'll be a slight ringing in your ears, but fortunately you'll be nowhere near them"

From when Sideshow Bob tried to kill Bart on the dam. It kills me each time I hear it.

"wheres me toothpick" Barney Gumble in the Bee Sharps Episode. Plus anything Ralph Wiggam says. "Im Idaho"

Homer- 'yep its a badger........... or possibly a griffin!'

Ralph Wiggum: My cat's breath smells like cat food

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!

Homer: You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

I have a few that crack me up, and all by the great man himself Homer J Simpson

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter?  Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.  Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Weaseling out of things is important to learn.  It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel

Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems

Television!  Teacher, mother, secret lover

I forgot Ned and 'Okily Dokily'

HOMER: Right! Thats it! This family has stood in my way long enough. I`m going to clown college!!

BART: I don`t think anyone was expecting him to say that(?)

HOMER: I watched this film about a speeding bus that was going a great speed, but it had a bomb onboard and if it`s speed dipped to low, then BANG it would explode! I think it was called The Bus that couldn`t slow down!

Mr Burns: " Ah The Simpsons! This must be Homer, Marge, Little Bart, Lisa and Expecting"

Mr Smithers: " I think the card needs updating sir"

Ms Krabappel: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield.

Ms.Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

When Smithers turn his computer on and Mr Burn's voice (obviously put togehter from different speeches) says "Smithers, you turn me on"

Homer- 'wheres is that.....metal deely.....you use.....to..dig...food?'

Marge- ' you mean a spoon?'

Homer-' yeh yeh yeh!!!!'

Principal Skinner whilst arguing with Stephen Hawking:

"I don't like your tone!"

Genius!!!

Smithers to Mr Burns, on a boat: 'Everyone knows that women and seamen don't mix'

Mr Burns: 'Yes, well we all know what you think...'

+

Sign outside a fertility clinic: Put Your Sperm In Our Hands

-- answer removed --

Bart: It's not me noggin it's me peepers

loads and they are enough to fill several series!
Bart: "hay carumba!!!" "eat my shorts!!"

1 to 18 of 18rss feed

Do you know the answer?

The Simpsons

Answer Question >>