Try a 'Does anyone have the ...' at the beginning, and a '... please?' on the end, and your request will reach the standards of politeness we like to maintain here on the AB, and you may even get a reply.
I notice you are objectionable on here as well as the news section.
Before you quote politeness first take a look at what you have just put, perhaps your post should be removed for the same reason that you are always quoting, that of steering off track.