Peter Barlow In Corrie

[Smowball]

Just read a hilarious joke post on another site aboutnapeter Barlow trying to explain the family tree:

So this is my girlfriend Toyah:
We are having a baby given by Eva. She is Leannes sister. Leanne is my ex. We have a son called Simon. She is also Toyahs step sister.
Funnily enough the baby is blood related to Aiden, who is the dad. His sister is Carla- my ex. I cheated on her with Tina, who was killed by Rob who was with Carla and Tracey my sis...
But Leanne slept , after we split , with Steve. He used to own this pub. Was married to Carla's relative Michelle. Anyhow...they had a baby . Steve is now with my sister Tracey. They have a daughter together too. So my son Simon has a baby brother, who may end up having my sister as his step mum and my niece Amy as it's step sister slash cousin ? Think there is a relation somewhere.. Not sure.
Oh the Michelle I mentioned is now with Robert. Traceys ex. Carla went there too. In fact Carla is getting it on with Michelle's real son. Long story.

[Smowball]

Well I thought it was funny lol

[wendilla]

Yes and all true lol

[Smowball]

Didn’t realise how complicated it all was lol

[Tuvok]

Leanne and Toyah - step sisters

Leanne and Eva - half sisters

Leanne - step mother to Simon

Carla and Rob - half siblings

Carla and Aiden - half siblings

Peter and Tracey - step siblings

[goodgoalie]

Simon - most annoying and punchable character in any soap ever

[Smowball]

Yes Simon absolutely does my head in!

[chessington]

Does anyone watch Eastenders, who is Hayley's Mum if she is a slater??? thats what I wonder, I know this thread is about Corrie

[Tuvok]

Peter was married to Leanne

Peter was married to Carla

Leanne was married twice to Nick Tilsley

Carla was married to Nick Tilsley

[-SharonA-]

Never mind Coronation Street, should be called incestuous street!!!