Close Encounters of the Turd Kind...

[Bbbananas]

I'm bored. I think I'm going to write a sit-com based on scientific shenanigans in the lavatory of a spaceship. Do you think the above is a good title? Do you think the BBC would put it into production? I could supply turds as well as the script....

[rinkins]

salla your mind works in mysterious ways - you must be bored! No nice young man to keep you occupied any more?

[Bbbananas]

No rinks - he only lasted a week!
He thanked me on his last day though - for my guidance & attention. He bought me a box of Celebrations....ahh.

Yup I'm really bored.

[steg]

it would be better if it was a scratch & sniff

[rinkins]

eewwwww steg

[logic]

don't forget to get your calculations right,
You know, cheek clappage and all that,

[moonraker558]

sounds like Sugar to me.

[Bbbananas]

Well it would - with a name like Moonraker. I supose you prefer James Bond?!!

[logic]

Hi RINKINS I'm bored too, so Iv'e put you back on my list, as SALLA has rejected it.

[logic]

mine don't float Vibra,
They whizz round the u/bend like torpedo's.

[moonraker558]

I have never watched a james bond film in my life, not interested in that crap

[Bbbananas]

I wouldn;t want to bleach any copyrights... but I'd sure want to bleach the toilet pan.
That wasn't funny - I don;t know why I put that :-(

[rinkins]

LOL salla

Eat your Celebrations!

Logic thanks! I hope you go to Pauls house

[logic]

Youre welcome,
I do have a mate named Paul and he is absolutely pee'd off with people wanting to go round for a crap.

[Ankou]

if you are supplying the turds, then the script might come in handy

[rinkins]

So who are the characters salla?

[Bbbananas]

Well, top banana would be Captain Turd. His subordinates would be Doc Faeces and Officer Di Rear.

[Ankou]

no doubt there'll be a few cling ons

[Bbbananas]

LOL Ankou.
How could I forget the cling ons.
Boy, they are so irritating....

[logic]

are they around uranus,?