Did Anyone See The Programme About Alien Abduction?

[andy-hughes]

Apart from the obvious thread that connected all the 'abductees' - specifically an empty life with too much time to become self-centrered - it was interesting how fervently they believed in the abduction concept.

Given the lady with the seriously odd hair, and the fact that Cheryl Cole resides the same planet, I think the aliens, for all their intelligence, are seriously missing a trick here!

[jno]

easier to abducte people with empty heads - they weigh less.

[sherrardk]

I saw it, I thought it was funny and sad. That poor woman who's daughter had died actually got her DNA tested for alien DNA. There's this in today's Daily Mail too - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2343983/Labour-politician-admits-affair--ALIEN-Father-talks-belief-extra-terrestial-life-claims-fathered-love-child-one.html

[Baldric]

It's strange how the Abductions always seem to happen in very similar areas, places where you are most likely to hear Banjoes duelling quietly in the background!

[ludwig]

// The married father-of-three, who represents Stakesby, said his wife had rowed with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen. //

You can understand why she'd be upset.

[andy-hughes]

Indeed ludwig - but you have to wonder about the Cat Queen's taste in men - she has the entire planet to choose from, and she spurns Johnny Dep for Mr Comb-Over - as if!

[ludwig]

Judging by his drawing, she's not much of a looker herself to be fair.

[jackthehat]

I wonder if KFC will see an upsurge in take-outs from wannabee abductees?

[andy-hughes]

If eating KFC means you think you have been abducted, i wonder what they put in their sauce?

I've never eaten a KFC, so I wouldn't know!

[LazyGun]

Did not see it, but wish I had now, judging by the remarks! :)

So far, jno and baldric neck and neck for best answer IMO
"easier to abducte people with empty heads - they weigh less"

"It's strange how the Abductions always seem to happen in very similar areas, places where you are most likely to hear Banjoes duelling quietly in the background!"

Deliverance - such a good film :)