Your audition......?!

[nat_84]

OK so if we were all given the opportunity to sing and dance infront of the judges:

a) what would u sing?

b) what would u wear

c) would you dance?

[miz_brunette]

I would NEVER dance. That seems to make the audition look really cheesy and Take That-i-fied. I'd probably sing a song by a male singer as my voice is quite deep for a girl. Anything my craig david suits me.

[nat_84]

lol miz.

OK..

a) i'd probably go for a something like "will you love me tomorrow" or "i'll be there" (just to show off my motowny/soulful voice......lmao!)

b) i'd wear something casual, maybe my dungarees and a casual fitted t-shirt , i'd curl my hair and do my make up - so i'd look casual but nice.

c) Hell no!!! I can only two-step when im in club!!.... might tap my foot but that would be the limit - even that would probably confuse me, and put me into a kerfuffle!

[james_m246]

I would sing 'I Believe I Can Fly' whilst wearing a chicken outfit and doing the chico time dance.

Look at that for a combination.

[stylinsam]

id sing- mandy - by westlife
id wear- probably jeans, a nice t shirt and a nice pair of shoes, id do my make up natural and straighten my hair
id dance- no on second thoughts i wouldnt!! lol

[JulieB123]

James - I will be looking out for you next year.

I find you always know the ones that will be rubbish cos they go in saying how great they are.

I can't hold a tune so I suppose that could be me?!??!

[orange-gnome]

I would sing My Hero by Foo Fighters as this is my all time favourite song ever and its easy to sing!
I would wear something that made me look like a 'nice girl' hehe
and I would never dance but I don't know maybe bop around a bit (hahahaha) just something that looked like I was enthusiastic and had potential to be a good performer!

Hmmm... I think I have thought about this a bit too much!! lol

[fremsley]

My way by Sid Vicious/Sex Pistols
Teddy Boy Suit and a massive quiff rock'n'roll wig and those enormous hands that Kenny Everett once wore and size 400 brothel creeper shoes.
I would dance like Michael Jackson on acid,and probably get the Christmas No1.

[Lorcan]

I'd wear a smart suit and sing a Guy Michell number. Guy's a little like Frank Sinatra - who Simon likes - but I prefer him.

Simon advise against dancing in his autobiography.

[beejaybee]

I would sing "Silence is Golden" `cos if you heard me sing.....

[LAG]

I would sing Voodoo child by rouge traders. I would wear a red top and a black skirt with black shoes and i would wear braclets and black beads and have my hair down. no make up on.
no i wouldn't dance

[aiaiaiaiboy]

a) I would sing 'Making your mind up' by Bucks Fizz, it's a known winner. It's quite fast so the judges might not be quick enough to spot the ocassional off note! (Or should that be on note?)

b) I would wear a plain T-shirt in an homage to Simon, I'd dye my hair to look like Sharon and would do nothing to look like Louis.

c) I would mostly click my fingers whilst swaying from side to side, but the climax would be ripping my trousers off to reveal a skirt underneath in the ultimate Bucks Fizz stylee.

d) when the judges tell me it's a definite 'No' I would then pick up my trousers and tell them that I WILL have a number one Platinum selling album and I will send in my mum to plead with them before turning on them and telling them that I am the most talented guy and that they know nothing. I will then appear in Heat magazine posing with my 'glum face'