Top Gear

[anotheoldgit]

Did anyone watch Top Gear last night? where Jeremy Clarkeson and Co. made up 3 stretch limos by cutting standard cars in half and then welding a piece in the centre. They then drove these vehicles through central London, to an awards ceremony.

In the process of doing this they demolised illuminated bollards, and held up traffic. In the end Clarkson's vehicle broke in half and he carried on his journey on the two front wheels and the back end dragging on the road with sparks flying everywhere.

How were these vehicles allowed on the road? They definitely would not have passed a M.O.T. No sign of any Police about.

[4getmenot]

actually she laughed if you looked :-) play the game we all our. Smile

[curlyperm]

Whoah.............. would someone like to tell me where this wedding is being held (as i am one of the main attractions hehehe) wasnt aware all this was going on until i was advised to 'pop' back and have a look : O
Now (ahem) back to the original post........err...... oh yeah Top Gear, how did we get to here? We'll have Devil Woman on next asking everyone what size shoe they take lol (DW) just jesting x

[4getmenot]

It was all meant to be a suprise and theoldgit gave it away :-(

[curlyperm]

right well IF we decide to let him/her come...........he can jolly well sit at the back!! lol

[anotheoldgit]

If you really knew who I was, I think I would be given a top table position as guest of honour. Not keen on Moet & Chandon, rather have Dom Perignon or Bollinger.

[4getmenot]

sorry those are only for the VIP's you'd have to stick to the sparkling wine :-)

[curlyperm]

wine menu for the peasants reads thus:

Black Tower
Blue Nun
Concorde
Peach Concorde (for the toast)
Asti Spumante (if you wear a hat)

[curlyperm]

Hmmm.........wonder who anotheoldgit really is????? D'ya think he's of the telly like?

[4getmenot]

if he is we'll rule out all comedians :-)

[redcrx]

i aint drinking that crud if im invited!

Can you get us some Lambrini please?

[4getmenot]

we wouldnt be drinking that we're not peasants

[curlyperm]

OMG!!!!! loL FOR ALMOST 20 MINS!!! about ruling out all comediens! Maybe hes Jezza Kyle and wants to be there in case it kicks off then he can bring Graham 'the councillor' to sort us all out??
Hey redcrx.........if you want Lambrini you bring your own, xo NO WAY am i lowering myself in my local Bargain Booze by asking for that OK?? its bad enough i've had to ask them if we can 'rent' 500 plastic glasses : (

[4getmenot]

I can see this thread going on for years :-)

[curlyperm]

yeah well i might be having second thoughts after reading you post on funniest or worst blind dates!! : O
sounds like youve had about the same amount of luck as i have : ( x

[4getmenot]

are you female?

[redcrx]

oh no! does this mean the weddings off???? has 4get been chatting up women again lol

[curlyperm]

yes but dont panic............. i'm married , got a child etc... just having a laugh winding that old git up heheheheheh

[curlyperm]

hey redcrx............ you got your lambrini yet? hold that order (awaiting further instructions from 4get) lol

[4getmenot]

you're just having a laugh. :-( and after all my bad luck I thought batting for the other side would be my only chance of happiness. lol :-)

[anotheoldgit]

oh i'll just let you kiddies get on with it. It's getting far too silly for a chap like me, Toodle-oo.