Pile of excrement

[SpikeyBush]

The missus was tired of her car and wanted a fresh one for the sake of it. I said NO, there's naff all wrong with what we have now, that will do. I was abroad on business when she called me saying there was a nice Fiesta that a friend was selling. I said "do nothing until I get home".

When I got home, the question was "what has happened to the good red one and why is there a green one in it's place?"

Well the green one went in for the test and the only thing it passed for was headlight alignment. Everything else on this car was broken or worn to excess.

Apparently this is all my fault. Perhaps a woman can enlighten me as to how one can come to such a ludicrous assumption.

[Psybbo]

Agree with tenrec

[craft1948]

Nowt wrong with plastic cars.........they don't rust.

[ttfn]

Neither do Reliants, craft, but would you want one ?

[askyourgran]

Women are gifted with foresight, take her word for it.

[craft1948]

They used to build them near me ttfn.............no.

[ttfn]

Unless it is a Reliant, gran, in which case they have threesight :)

[micmak]

I had a green car eons ago. When I went to take my mum shopping she refused to get in it, because it was green. Bloody women I thought.

[ttfn]

I didn't realise you ever lived in Wheels, craft?

[ttfn]

^^Wales?

[craft1948]

Princess Anne used to have a Reliant Scimitar.............

[craft1948]

Staffordshire ttfn..........

[ttfn]

Hello mic - lovely to see you ♥

The sooner men realise that women are not the weaker sex, the better ;)

[ttfn]

She also had a wee pony, craft, but look what she drives now ...

[askyourgran]

Futher to my post, I am periodically gifted with no sight and read the OP wrong.

You should have stayed at home.

[micmak]

Evening Ena, Nice to see you too. Are you really in love with the moonraker tramp. I thought you had more class. ♥

[tonyav]

Hopkirk, the log book says Yellow. Saab call it Lime Yellow ?.
Crafty, you used to live near Tamworth ?.

[mrs_overall]

Of course it is your fault for a myriad of reasons which have already been explained. It is always the mans fault.
This morning I banged my head on an open cupboard door, I had left the cupboard door open but it was Mr O's fault because he had fitted the said cupboard.
Logical, innit?

[johnk]

A man's place is always in the wrong!!

[SpikeyBush]

Well I got my own back on her. Bought her a Peugeot 206. She says it handles better than the Fiesta. That is probably because the 206 doesn't have four broken springs.

Took all the bulbs out of the Fiesta before scrapping it. They were the most valuable bits. They were also the only bits that seemed to work.