Mmmmm, a bit difficult that, gness, keeping an eye on the E Type and keeping you happy at the same time anyhoo I'm sure he would have rubbed some Germolene on your gravell rashed bum !.
What has always puzzled me is why don't British car manufacturers (what's left of them) reproduce their earlier models with upgraded engines, brakes and suspensions, in the manner that furniture manufacturers have made reproduction furniture with such success.