revenge

[mnko]

what is the best way to get revenge on your next door neighbours car he stuck a potato up my exhast pipe. any ideas?

[Grunty]

You could try knocking on his door and asking why there was no salt and vinegar.

[SaxyJag]

1. Stick chewed up chewing gum in the locks.
2. Sprinkle wild bird food on top - gets the birds to poo on it.
3. Let the tyres down.

[RoadAtlas]

May we ask why your neighbour did that ? It seems to be quite a dangerous and nasty act btw. Do you have evidence that it actually was your neighbour and if so, did you contact the police ?

[Toureman]

This could esculate, please keep all of us updated if you follow suggestions!

You did state in your question that you want to get revenge against my neighbours! I have a nice 89 year old lady living next door to me, I am sure she would not have done this.

[bob57]

is it wise to do your revenge on your neighbour's car especially if you don't have proof that it was your neighbour that done the dirty deed on you

if you do have proof you should goto police and let them deal with it

if you enact your revenge on your neighbours car that would lead you to a charge of wilfull damage and also lower your standards to his stupid level

[121561]

if you have proof, i would contact the police

[Impret-Sir]

A friend of mine advertised a co-workers car for sale in the local paper for a bargain price, the guy got so many calls he had to leave his phone of the hook for 48 hours!

[crgb14]

Yeah, if you can get some crab oil or some other fishy fragrence try to squeeze it into the ventilation. He won't know whats hit him.

Don't go cutting the brake-lines or anything. You don't wanna end up killing the guy.

[gouldc]

I put a mate's phone number on the Gay Exchange - he changed his phone number

[ugly_bob]

Do you nkow anyone in roadbuilding? get them to run it over with a steamroller

[SaxyJag]

One I forgot - tie a smoked kipper onto the exhaust manifold. Mwahahahahahah!!!!