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What is your pet hate on the road?
Middle lane hogging is banned, we've done that to death below!
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Yes, hats, Bob.
Why do some (usually old) people put on a hat (usually a cap or a trilby) to drive their car?
Doesn't their heater work?
Do they have a leaky sunroof?
They just look ridiculous.
And you KNOW that ... hat = drives at 20mph on the bendy bits, then speeds up on straight bits so you can't overtake.
Why do some (usually old) people put on a hat (usually a cap or a trilby) to drive their car?
Doesn't their heater work?
Do they have a leaky sunroof?
They just look ridiculous.
And you KNOW that ... hat = drives at 20mph on the bendy bits, then speeds up on straight bits so you can't overtake.
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Hats might indicate an older driver.
Older drive may be less confident and/or may have learnt to drive later in life (contrary to today's youngsters who are lucky enough to be able to learn as soon as they turn 17) and therefore found it more difficult to develop driving skills.
Either way, yes, look out for the flat caps/trilbys!
Older drive may be less confident and/or may have learnt to drive later in life (contrary to today's youngsters who are lucky enough to be able to learn as soon as they turn 17) and therefore found it more difficult to develop driving skills.
Either way, yes, look out for the flat caps/trilbys!
My kids were arguing once and my son turned round to his sister and called her a "fluffing retard" (my son was 5 and is Autistic). When I asked him where he heard this from he went silent, so when I dropped the kids off I asked my ex had anyone used this sort of language around him. I knew full well that neither me or her would ever call him that, but I didn't know her new partner at the time, nor did I like her brothers very much.
Anyway she phones me a few days later and says she found out who said it. I asked who, and she said me! The full quote that my boy had heard was "Indicate you fluffing retard"
Picture the scene, driving along a stretch of dual carriageway @ 40mph. Driver in the outside lane doing 30mph pulls in front of me forcing me to really heavily slam the brakes on and throwing my kids into their seatbelts and launching a milkshake in my daughters hand all over my carpet. Cue me shouting "Indicate........."
So Maggot, I agree, non-indicating drivers should be shot in the face with a nail gun!
Anyway she phones me a few days later and says she found out who said it. I asked who, and she said me! The full quote that my boy had heard was "Indicate you fluffing retard"
Picture the scene, driving along a stretch of dual carriageway @ 40mph. Driver in the outside lane doing 30mph pulls in front of me forcing me to really heavily slam the brakes on and throwing my kids into their seatbelts and launching a milkshake in my daughters hand all over my carpet. Cue me shouting "Indicate........."
So Maggot, I agree, non-indicating drivers should be shot in the face with a nail gun!
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