Parking Ticket

carlton23 | 15:20 Thu 25th Nov 2010 | Motoring

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>
> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
> their days interesting...............
> Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to Taunton and
> went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we
> came out, there was a PCSO writing out a parking ticket. We went up to
> him and said, Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi
> turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
> worn tyres.
> So my wife called him a Salads Chef. He finished the second ticket and put
> it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
> ticket.
> This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more
> tickets he wrote.
> Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
> important at our age

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bednobs

there is a jokes section down there

eyethenkyew

Gosh, you and your missus are fine, upstanding examples of senior citizens, aren't you? "Nazi turd" "the more we abused him"

I'll bet you dial 999 and report kids for playing football in the street???

Jan1957

Somebody's had a sense of humour bypass carlton. I thought it was funny.

carlton23

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bednobs:> I just thought it would bring a smile to us downtrodden motorists, and if you look in the jokes section you will see many jokes posted by myself.

eyethenkyew:> Cheer up for `gawds` sake.

Jan1957:> Thankyou my love.

mccfluff

seen it a few times now calrton but i think its funny xx

Answerprancer

eyethenkyew - I'm guessing that by now you have realised your embarrasing mistake.

What I want to know most of all is what got turned into ' Salads Chef ' !

..nice story btw ;-)

NazNomad

>and judging by
>the formatting, it's
>pasted directly
>from an email
>LOL