Apparently my grandfather was quite high up in the masons in his local area. I don't know about all the handshakes, leg-ups, and wink-wink nudge-nudge behaviour, but ever since he dies 10 years ago, they've really looked after my Gran. I want to laugh at them and ridicule their practices, but they pay for her to go on holidays with other widows, they help her shop sometimes, and seem to at the very least look after their own well. So I don't really have any bad words!