With All The Bad Things Happening In The World..

[ludwig]

..it surely must be time for a humorous story?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248

[mushroom25]

the feuerwehr should have left him where he was.

he'd have been well screwed.

[Old_Geezer]

Was his name Dick ?

[Svejk]

in case you were wondering about the limp response, Ludwig.
http://m.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1346293.html

[ludwig]

Thanks. I did wonder why it had flopped.

[Svejk]

try harder(groan)

[Svejk]

try harder(groan)

[Svejk]

oops^ don't manage that often.

[Old_Geezer]

Well there's an admission Svejk.