Worst lyrics

[GeordieSteve]

What's the worst song lyrcis you've heard? I vote 'dead skunk' by Loudon Wainwright III

[sft42]

In Gabrielle's song Life there's a line that goes "I don't want to see a ghost, that's the sight i'd fear most, rather have a piece of toast". I mean jesus wept what's that all about, do bakery products help protect against poltergeist and the like???

[Cactus]

Not necessarily the worst, but pretty corny. They come from "I'm In Love With My Car" by Queen. :- "Told my girl i'd have to forgetther - rather buy me a new carbouretta." (cringe)

[bluedolphin]

Great song by Queen "One Vision" ends with Gimme Gimme Gimee Fried Chicken!

[andy hughes]

Hands down winner for me is "I love the way we do what we do when we do what we do 'till it's done, I love the way we do what we do when we do what we do 'cos it's fun ....." - even by the boyband standards this has to be the most banal sentiment ever expressed in a pop song!

[5029]

To sft42 - Gabrielle didn't sing that song - it was Des'ree

[5029]

To sft42 - Gabrielle didn't sing that song - it was Des'ree

[mad_for_it]

it has to be "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after" - absolutely terrible!

[jenstar]

I have an inkling that Des'Ree may have been sending herself up a little!

[MrsFilan]

To andy hughes: ' I love it when we do' is really bad. I feel like vomiting when I listen to that song. Another silly lyrics : Bra Top, tank top, doesn't really matter cause they are all so hot' by WestLife's Bad girls (I like the song though)

[Morrisonker]

Kylie takes the biscuit as far as I'm concerned! 'la la la, lalalalala' etc etc etc Ooooo! can you feel the inspiration behind that one?!

[andy hughes]

Sorry Morrisonker, i think you are missing the point here. Ronan (how quaint that we call use his Christian name only now, like we know him personally!) is being twee and safe and sanitary and nicey, but Kylie is being a combination of an angel in human form, and sex incarnate, and when you see her touching the roof of her perfect mouth with her perfect tongue, dipping her eyelashes and glancing down her perfect nose at the camera, I, and millions of males like me, finish up on their knees in fromt of the TV sobbing with dsesire. So you see, the apppeal, and the intent, and the effect are very very different, and Amen to that!

[Gigadave]

I'd say ANY line from that new missy Elliott song. Example "...make me go ra-ta-ta-ta. (new line) Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta..." Abysmal.

[couchy]

What about Snap "Im as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer", hmm don't think so

[sft42]

So 5029, mistake, mistake, so bad you corrected me twice?? or was it a case of once wrong, twice right?

[coemgen]

How about The Spice Girls"I really really want a zig a zig ah" Or Shang A Lang by the Bay City Rollers?

[_josie_]

P Diddy: 'I'm the definition of half man, half drugs' Blue: 'One love for the hip-hop beats, one love for the city streets' Unknown: 'I'm the happiest Christmas Tree, ha ha ha, hee hee hee'

[Traceyyy]

Anything by Shakira, i mean 'thank you for my breasts which are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains' WHAT is she on ?????????????