Worst song lyrics ever

[BettyNoir]

There are some lovely songs out there, but there are also some with lyrics so cringeworthy they actually make you wince to hear them.

What's the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?

Just to get the ball rolling I'll start with this gem from Record Collection by Mark Ronson

"I drive round cities in a chariot / I get preferential treatment in the Marriot..." Ugh.

[zzxxee]

Anything by Ronan Keating !!!!

[NazNomad]

Anything by Sanctuary Rig.

[hc4361]

It's a toss up between Stand By Your Man and Jolene.

[sir.prize]

BARN in the USA - Bruce Springsteen

[JonnyBoy12]

"There's no limit, by 2unlimited" or "Step on by the Happy Mondays"

[zzxxee]

Hey, baby)
You've really got my tail in a spin
(Hey, baby)
I don't even know where to begin
But, baby, I got
One thing I want you to know
Wherever you go tell me 'cos I'm gonna go

Life is a rollercoster Ronan Keating cringe cringe !!!

[BettyNoir]

Also, any "song" by The Streets, who did that annoying thing where he'd try and rhyme 2 words that sounded simliar, but didn't rhyme. I hate it when people do that.

[douglas9401]

Anything that ryhmes seven, eleven and heaven.

[Aquariel]

I've got to nominate Des'ree's "Life" as the most annoying song lyrics ever! I think whoever wrote it must have been on something stronger than caffeine...

"I don't want to see a ghost, It's a sight I fear the most, I'd rather have a piece of toast."

[jackthehat]

"If the groove don't get ya
the rifle's gonna.
I'm serious as cancer
when I say
rhythm is a dancer!" - Snap !

[B00]

Bill Withers,Aint No Sunshine. When he gets to the long drawn out " i know, i know, I know..." bit in the song, I ust want to scream.

[China Doll]

'I miss you like the desert misses the rain'

^^^ Other than the fact that the song is Payday Loans... It's an effing desert, it doesn't miss rain, it doesn't need rain, plenty of creatures and plants find ways of living there without the bloody rain!

[mike11111]

Ah! Now what is Payday Loans the AB antiseptic version of?

The one that always makes me cringe is Mistletoe and Wine with the dreadfully contrived line - "children singing Christian rhyme".

[NazNomad]

B00, I think it's 26 times, lol

[dr b]

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed,
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
and I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
and I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

[China Doll]

wnak,

[B00]

Is it Nazzy? Annoying isn't it?

Aww, I like McArthur Park, though I do accept the lyrics are questionable.

[NazNomad]

I actually quite like that song, but .... How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?




Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.




I'll get my coat.

[zzxxee]

Shakira: "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains" - whenever wherever

[janbee]

Jose Feliciano...Light my fire. That awful repetitive "light my fire light my fire light my fire ohhh, light my fire light my fire light my fire......................"