Worst song lyrics ever

[BettyNoir]

There are some lovely songs out there, but there are also some with lyrics so cringeworthy they actually make you wince to hear them.

What's the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?

Just to get the ball rolling I'll start with this gem from Record Collection by Mark Ronson

"I drive round cities in a chariot / I get preferential treatment in the Marriot..." Ugh.

[dtgblue]

Octopus's garden by the great Ringo Starr, stick to drumming pal!

[sp1814]

How could you all miss the two worst of all time???

Duran Duran's 'Is There Something I Should Know' - "You're about as easy as a nuclear war"

Snap's 'Rhythm Is A Dancer': "I'm serious as cancer / When I say rhythm is a dancer".

[weecalf]

Happy birthday to you ect ect .They never are.

[douglas9401]

Gliddy gloop gloopy
Nibby nobby nooby
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba dabba
Le le lo lo
dooby ooby walla
dooby abba dabba
Early morning singing song

from Good Morning Starshine. To be fair it was the sixties and everybody was off their tyts and loved up man.
Actually I quite like it to be honest. Seemed like happier days. :)

[murraymints]

you can tell your maw ..I've gone to Arkinsas.....billy rae cyrus !!!! rather like gliddy gloop gloopy Douglas !!

[marval]

What you will and what you won't
What you do and what you don't
What you can and what you can't
This is what you need to know:
Loved you though it didn't show

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht

da da da
da da da
da da da
da da da

Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht

da da da
da da da
da da da
da da da

(whispered)
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
[ From: http://www.elyrics.ne...da-da-da-lyrics.html]
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht.

I know why you ran away, aha
Understand you couldn't stay, aha
Wonder where you are today, aha
After all was said and done
It was right for you to run!

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht

da da da
da da da
da da da
da da da

Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da da da Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht

da da da
da da da
da da da

[murraymints]

Marval...any clues ?

[douglas9401]

Ha! Trio. :)

[pa___ul3]

Des'ree - Life:

I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

[marval]

Sorry murraymints it's a song by German band "Trio"

[andy-hughes]

Some people are pointing out the lyrics they don't like - others are pointing to the particular way a lyric is delivered.

I have to come down from a great height on sir.prize for castigation of 'Born In The USA' - could you please elaborate on which section of the lyric you find less tham up to snuff?

[murraymints]

Marval....also ...ja jetz ich verstehe !!!!!

[Answerprancer]

"no no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limits".

As Chris Morris rightly questioned (the lead singer of Too Unlimited) :
"Thirteen 'no's' in one sentence - isn't that a bit negative?"

[tastymorsel]

What about that bl@@dy awful "Camouflage" and "Always take the weather" how can you NOT take the weather everywhere you go ???Hot Chocolate "Put you together again" makes me feel like stabbing someone whenever I hear it.

[pa___ul3]

I do believe Anita Dels of 2Unlimited was the inpriration behind that chap off the Vicar Of Dibley.. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,.... yes!

[chirpychirpy]

Got to write a classic. Got to write it in an attic.

[supersuezy24]

Westlife~ tunnel of love

i am ready to go through the tunnel of love

[Answerprancer]

"This awful accident occurred on the twentieth day of May, and caused two dear little children to be sleepin' beneath the clay"

Ferlin Husky - The Drunken Driver.

Here it is in all its horrific glory if you dare...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH-kykDYQw0

[dotty.]

even though i did buy the single!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0F1i2IWJ0g

[grimlord]

toto-africa, the whole awful song