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As Time Passes
Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the promised land."
Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit
on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land."
Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he
hasn't yet realised that WE are now a third World country), raised my
fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant
bankers" and increased VAT to 20%.
"Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the promised land."
Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit
on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land."
Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he
hasn't yet realised that WE are now a third World country), raised my
fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant
bankers" and increased VAT to 20%.