Paragraph of the day...

[Gromit]

... From the Daily Telegraph.

// Mrs Oliver, whose other three children are Poppy Honey Rosie, ten, Daisy Boo Pamela, nine, and Buddy Bear Maurice, two, told Gurgle magazine: “They all have more than one name because I couldn’t decide. //

Is she a complete twonk?

[flip_flop]

Those names don't particularly bother me - in fact, they could be considered rather sweet: the names that get on my tits are the names that chavs give their offspring.

By the way, Jools Oliver has got a great pair of legs in that photo!

[boxtops]

I think of these unfortunately-named people if they should get important jobs - Petal looks pretty silly in the boardroom.

[Bazile]

The lady in the building society yesterday remarked that she just loves my name

[chaptazbru]

'Is she a complete twonk?'
Good job this is anonymous, you could get done for libel .........

[emmie]

it was an unpleasant and unnecessary comment, and rather glad to see, though i did not report it, one persons answer taken off.

[eyethenkyew]

Mine is the comment which was removed. I referred to Mrs Oliver as, how can I say this? ...Erm....a two word description, the second word of which rhymes with the first, i.e. 'rich'.

There! I've been polite.

[flip_flop]

"Good job this is anonymous, you could get done for libel ........."

No you couldn't.