Daily Mail Readers ... Katherine Jenkins Help

[joggerjayne]

Has anyone got today's Daily Mail?

On the front, Katherine Jenkins says she sleeps with her eyes open.

Obviously I didn't buy the paper, but I wondered...

Is she speaking figuratively? ... like she's always on her guard?

Or does she mean literally? ... like, she sleeps with her eyes OPEN?

Because that would be weird.

Could you imagine waking up in bed with her, and she's lying there with her eyes open???

Cripes alive!!

[jno]

I'd sleep with my eyes open if frugalfred was about too.

[joggerjayne]

Logophthalmos?

Isn't that in Corfu?

[Mamyalynne]

Not sure how the figures are arrived at Sqad...


http://www.sgecm.org.tw/db/Jour/2/200906/1.pdf

[Sqad]

JJ...;-)

[Mamyalynne]

AOG, interestingly my Telegraph link is still open with no pop up to subscribe after 15 minutes.

[Sqad]

Mamya...thanks....interesting....but the incidence in that paper varies between 1.5% and 5%...............a bit different from 10%.

[Mamyalynne]

Agreed, very different.

[joggerjayne]

1.5% ... 10%

potayto ... potarto

You're being picky, sqad. It's only a 660% difference.

[Sqad]

JJ....LOL....you are on fire today...;-)

[jno]

lol JJ. You're thinking of Omphalos in Delphi?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalos

Mamya, I think you're allowed to look at x articles in the Telegraph for as long as you want but when you get to x+1 they want you to register. But if you clear out your cookies you start again from zero.

[joggerjayne]

lol, sqad ... bonfire night has come early chez moi.

:0)

[frugalfred]

jno - of course; you would want to gaze at my handsome features even in sleep.

[Mamyalynne]

OK jno, rather play a game on my ipad, still good to know.

[joggerjayne]

jno ... I could claim that I was thinking of Omphalos ...

But then I'd have to pretend that I'd actually heard of it.

(JJ slips even further down the AB Intellectual Ladder)

[gness]

JJ...you know when you are a kid and it's exciting to have friends to sleep over?
Well all that changes when you discover your friend sleeps with her eyes wide open.....it is really scary. And it's the friend who has to sleep on her back because if anyone comes in and stabs her the tummy would be less painful......The first time I saw it I thought she was dead.

[joggerjayne]

Did your friends often get stabbed in the tummy during sleepovers, gness??

Did you grow up in Croydon or something?

lol

I had a bit of a seven year sleepover, coz I was at boarding school.

[tamborine]

KJenkins was in this operetta

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viva_la_Diva_(show)

[jno]

perhaps you need to contemplate your own omphalos, JJ?

[aelmpvw]

Could you imagine waking up in bed with her, and she's lying there with her eyes open??? i can but dream

[ClaryS]

I think Kathrines PR team are totally scraping the bottom of the barrel now for a story -what next? she's having Boris Johnsons love child?? She sings like a cat that's just been castrated.