Lochness Monster Moves South In Case Of Yes Vote Daily Mail Claims

[gordiescotland1]

Seriously the Daily Mail has claimed that Lochness Monster Moves South In Case Of Yes Vote. It has been seen in Lake District.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2752029/Another-blow-No-vote-First-banks-threaten-flee-independent-Scotland-appears-Loch-Ness-Monster-relocated-south-border.html

[ladyalex]

Well, it is difficult to replicate, or even to describe the smoky peatiness of the Island Haggis contrasting with the soft creaminess of the Highland variety.
I am sure, however, that given time, the treacly flavour of the Pennine haggis would find its place in the palates of the cognoscienti.

[sandyRoe]

Have you betrayed yourself as a connoisseur, Lady A? There are few indeed who know, and relish, both the strong peaty tang of the Harris Haggis and the altogether more delicate, but no less intriguing, Sutherland variety

[anotheoldgit]

The Daily Mail has claimed no such thing, it merely reported on the fact that some photographer had taken the unusual photograph.

/// So the question must be asked: could this be a glimpse of a legendary monster that has been teasing, attracting and eluding sightseers for
decades? ///

/// Or is someone trying to lift Britain’s gloom by suggesting Nessie has fled South in advance of the Scottish independence vote. ///

[Old_Geezer]

I'm surprised LochNessMonster hasn't posted here to confirm/deny the story.

[carolegif]

He's negotiating his fee!