Isis Looking For The White Flag Factory?

[ToraToraTora]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-31619099

[DTCwordfan]

I would have thought that was located near Red Ed's home.....

[EDDIE51]

that link is to a story about 'drones over Paris'

[youngmafbog]

If only they were more like " Les fromage mangeant singe de riddition"

[youngmafbog]

Eddie, think outside the box.

White flag - Surrender - French

[retrocop]

EDDIE51
It is indeed and John Cleese would have us believe that is where the home of the "White Flag Factory" is

[DTCwordfan]

the old joke about 10000 French rifles for sale on e-bay. 'Never used and only dropped once.'

[retrocop]

EDDIE51
This may help you
http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1vzv42/terror_alerts_by_john_cleese/

[ToraToraTora]

How many frenchmen does it take to defend paris?

[Gromit]

Eddie51

It is a racist joke about the French being cowards and surrendering. Tora is speculating that the drones are operated by Islamic State and they are looking for the place where the French make white surrender flags.

Neither the French or ISIS are surrendering so it is a pretty feeble 'joke'.

[retrocop]

As the Mayor of Paris said to Rommel when his troops entered the City in 1940, "A table for how many Messieur ??

[retrocop]

OMG
That joke is racist!!!!! Now that is a joke.

[ToraToraTora]

....well how many?

[DTCwordfan]

Why was the Champs d'Elysée built so straight. Whenever the Germans invaded Paris, they didn't like marching around corners.

[DTCwordfan]

Actually, there is one joke that gives the French some pride - and that was the captain of the Air France Concorde who was awarded the Legion D'Honneur for taking out more Germans than the whole of the French Air Force in WW2.

Given the story, it's probably some ijiuts like the one arrested and charged, or those that try and use lasers to blind incoming pilots eyes....

[retrocop]

TTT
Go on. I give up( If you excuse the pun) Thats the punch line isn't it? :-)

[ToraToraTora]

....none, never been tried.

Why are there trees on the champs dellys?

[retrocop]

Because the Wermacht like to march in the shade??

[retrocop]

TTT
One I posted earlier in the Joke section

Us D-Day Vet

The elderly American Navy Soldier arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

“You ‘ave been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked sarcastically.

The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.

“Zen, you should know enough to ‘ave your passport ready for inspection.”

The American said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”

“Impossible. You Americans alwayz ‘ave to show your passports on arrival in France!”

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, “Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in the war of 44; I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to!”

[youngmafbog]

//It is a racist joke//

Are you for real Gromit?

Perhaps you are claiming les fromage mangeant singe de riddition never did the reddition bit ?

[youngmafbog]

I always like that one retrocop !