Where Is Vladimir Putin?

[ichkeria]

We can enjoy the rumours for a while anyway ...

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2993631/Has-Putin-disappeared-fending-political-coup-Former-aide-claims-KGB-spy-lined-rumours-suggest-Russian-leader-s-girlfriend-birth.html

[ichkeria]

Moscow journalists were told to stay in the city for a Special Announcement
My bet is there's a Mafia Wedding in the offing and that Boris Nemtsov's murder was a wedding present from Mr Kadyrov
Anna Politkovskaya was murdered on the Godfather's birthday ...

[icecreamicecream]

The main trouble with Russia is that the president,tsar,generalissimo etc have to be strong,powerful and ruthless.The Tsar was useless and ineffectual,hence the revolution,Lenin was basically incompetent letting in Stalin,Kruschev and Malenkov were pushovers and the less said about Yeltsin the better.Russia needs strong presidents like Putin,whether we in the west like it or not.

[ichkeria]

Latest rumour is Putin's head of security was murdered ..

[icecreamicecream]

Well that does seem to be strange,usually its the other way round cf Koba.

[ichkeria]

There are all sorts of rumours flying around. Most of dubious provenance.
The last time a Russian leader missed a meeting of the Security Council was Nikita Krushchev : the day before he was 'retired'

[Kromovaracun]

There have also been military helicopters spotted landing in Moscow:



Of course, could be irrelevant. Something weird is going on, though.

[douglas9401]

He's in hospital having his head removed from his fundament.

[ichkeria]

Kromo yes the helicopters are an interesting development.
Someone else says Peskov - the smarm king of the Kremlin - had gone to France :-)
And so on
I did wonder if the news of the first successful penis transplant was relevant: given Putin's nickname now in Ukraine (D*ckhead)

[douglas9401]

He's back.

[Peter Pedant]

He's back - wearing pan cake make up I think

I rather preferred it that he had a high fever and back pain ( poss pyelonephritis )

[Peter Pedant]

Ichie - I have already been called a pimmel kopf today
so what is a Putin head in Russian

( you never know when I might beed it )

[Jackdaw33]

Хуй

That means dick.

[Jackdaw33]

Zalupa comes up online but it's not in my Russian dictionary

[Jackdaw33]

See here.

I shall not translate the sentence given as an example of usage as it is EXTREMELY vulgar.

[Jackdaw33]

Sorry, forgot the link.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zalupa