Outrageous Fabricated Seagull Scare Story

[joggerjayne]

This is getting ridiculous.

On the front page of the Daily Star today is a dramatic story about The Great British Bake Off being disrupted by aggressive seagulls.

But, if you stand in the newsagents and read the article (coz you wouldn't actually buy the Daily Star), you find out that ...

It hasn't actually happened!

They are worried that it MIGHT happen.

But it's never happened before.

And there's nothing to suggest it will happen now, except for the current ludicrous hysteria about seagulls.

It's a cheap shot, to try and make a front page headline out of a non existent event.

Everyone should stop giving seagulls a hard time.

In the meantime, Friday is the first home game if the new season.

So, on every level, I say ...

COME ON, THE SEAGULLS !!

[joggerjayne]

I love it that the contestants are not just worried about the (as yet non existent) seagulls ... they are "terrified!"

[gness]

They'll never make good pastry with hot, sweaty hands...x

[joggerjayne]

Is that what it is?

I don't think I've ever made decent pastry ... ever ... not once.

Maybe my hands are too hot. I always assumed I was just a crap cook.

[gness]

Yep...cold hands...good pastry.....stick 'em in the freezer for a few minutes.....x

[jourdain2]

Hot hands are my excuse, too, JJ.