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Off topic. But talking of Welsh ears.
Two miners, Dai & Yanto are at the colliery doctor's after a bit of compo for their impaired hearing.
Dai goes in and passes all the tests. As he approaches the exit door the doctor whispers quietly, 'Send the next man in, would you?'
'Aye, no problem' says Dai.
'Aha' shouts the doctor, 'There's obviously nothing wrong with your hearing, you malingerer' and promptly rips poor old Dai's compo form up.
Tears in his eyes, Dai says to Yanto, 'Whatever you do, don't say you'll send the next man in when he asks you'
Yanto passes all the tests and as he approaches the door, the doctor, again, whispers, ' Send the next man in'
'Not flaming likely' snaps Yanto 'get him your flipping self '.
(It sounds better with proper swear words,,,,and, maybe, a few pints in you.)