Tora,
EU 2013: We are changing the way GDP is calculated, is that OK Mr Osborne?
Chancellor 2013: Great, will look like my handling of the economy has resulted in a £10billion boost.
EU Sept 2014: Here is your bill for EU membership based on a % of your GDP (which is now much higher).
Chancellor Sept 2014: That's terrible, and in an election year. Tell everyone we are not going to pay it.
Chancellor Nov 2014: We are frightfully unhappy about this bill, can you reduce it please?
EU Nov 2014: No. You agreed to it. Pay up and Fook off.
Chancellor May and Sept 2015: Dear EU Commissioner, Please find enclosed our cheque for £1.7billion.
It would be funny if it wasn't so serious. Meanwhile... the right wing sheep lap up all the Government's lies.