I do not understand why anyone with the command of English that Tora has, would post using rhyming slang.
To me, Tora is looking for a reaction, which is usually forthcoming, and sidetracks the debate. Pity.
It is a reflection on the lunatic Jeremy Corbyn - he appoints other lunatics into his shadow cabinet.
New Judge - don't you DARE leave AB! I expressly forbid it and if you mention it again I will be at your house with a pair of marigolds - one containing sand and one containing half a house brick - before you can blink.
Is this what you got on eBay, Tora!
Don't see "alans"?
Do you have conversations with people using this slang? Surely not!
I do not mind your usage of the slang at all, but most of it is beyond me!
...... and I'll be right alongside Mrs. O, NJ. Don't forget that we are both bionic (and I will buy a pair of extra-strong marigolds as well, so there)!