//Even Laura, the little killjoy from the BBC, couldn't ruin Donald and Theresa's DC love-in. Now I can't wait for the return visit - let the hating commence!//
//Sadly, the BBC's political correspondent, Laura Kuenssberg WAS there to ask a question having apparently been nominated by the PM's press team to ask the first question. What were they thinking.
Squealing like a true liberal she did her best to rip apart all Theresa May's good work thus far.//
//Instantly, my toes curled in shame that she was the voice of Britain on the world stage.
The only consolation was that she did not have an English accent. Actually, Laura, you little Scottish twerp, many of us are delighted about this presidency and need no reassurance at all. In fact, I would suggest we will need more than reassurance to pay our licence fee next year. At least North Korea gets its propaganda for free.//
//I can only hope Trump refuses the BBC any press passes or Security Clearance for his visit here. And bans Kuenssberg from his presence. I can almost here the clacking of knitting needles as the Pussy March brigade starts knitting new hats ready to protest his visit, preparing more random placards about the state of the planet or the strength of their vaginas.//
These are the full paragraphs and include the few words that ichkeria was so keen to focus on. Selective interpretation once again.