Castration, The Guillotine And Banning Golf.

[Khandro]

Is this the way forward?
https://www.rt.com/uk/385786-guillotine-golf-ban-ukip/

[emmie]

i thought it was funny till i read on, blimey, talk about reactionary.

[Mamyalynne]

No - Golf provides many ladies hours of peace.

[emmie]

jaw dropping is right, still she's 84 so has to have some entrenched views on life and stuff, sorry to say i did laugh, at first.

[emmie]

as i think Mark Twain said golf is a good walk spoiled

[Mamyalynne]

Was he in a bunker?

[emmie]

could be.. ^^

[Old_Geezer]

A mixed bag.

[wolf63]

Before I go and read the article - castration hasn't done my little boy any harm. Frankie is my current avatar.

[mikey4444]

Sounds right up UKIP's street !

( Emmie....I think that was Churchill ! )

[New Judge]

No it was definitely Mark Twain (aka Samuel Clemens), Mikey.

This manifesto seems perfectly reasonable to me.

[mikey4444]

Thanks NJ....I have always thought it was Winnie !

[wolf63]

Mikey - Winnie the Pooh ?

[emmie]

mikey
mark Twain
When Dog describes Golf as a "way to spoil a good walk" he attributes the quote to Winston Churchill. The quote "Golf is a good walk spoiled." is generally attributed to mark Twain although it first appeared in 1903 in a book by H S Scrivener.

[ToraToraTora]

most of it sounds like green party policy!

[Old_Geezer]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels; not Black Dog.

[hereIam]

Ha ha I think she's great ...

[emmie]

some of what she said makes perfect sense,

[Khandro]

emmie, //some of what she said makes perfect sense,//
Surely you don't mean the golf ban?

[Mamyalynne]

The castrated Golfers could still play - the guillotined ones would be at a disadvantage.

[Baldric]

///The castrated Golfers could still play///

Difficult without (golf)balls I would have thought ;o)