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scooping | 15:56 Mon 26th Jun 2017 | News
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Small, injured shark on Med beach and it's all over the news. Fish found on beach shock.
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Link?
15:57 Mon 26th Jun 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
No Baldric, a shark!


15:59 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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This?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/26/shark-terrified-tourists-near-magaluf-killed/
15:59 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/40405043/blue-shark-spotted-on-holiday-resort-in-majorca
16:00 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=shark+on+beach&tbm=nws&source=univ&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwibr_TG8dvUAhWHXBQKHQaMANUQt8YBCDUoAQ
16:00 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Something fishy going on here.

I wonder if Sturgeon has gone to see it?
16:00 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Tomorrow: "Man found in bed with his wife".
16:01 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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"The animal was killed after it suffered injuries following the capture."

Way to go, stupid people.
16:02 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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The bathers were so scared they all stayed in the water looking at the thing.
16:02 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Well if he is killed after frightening the locals do report it to us.
16:03 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Come on...it was in shallow water and the sea was busy.
16:03 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Not as bad as shell shock.
16:04 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Apparently not going to need a bigger boat.
16:09 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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WHERE IS RICHARD DRYFUS WHEN YOU NEED HIM? GET ME THE SUPER BIG HARPOON.

Goodby and thanks for all the fish. Oh no that is the dolphins and ABs ED.
16:40 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Stephen, Stephen where are you when the med needs you. Quick make a film before it goes rotten.
16:40 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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There was a report that a WW2 mortar bomb was found on the seashore. A local paper headlined it 'Shell found on Beach'!
16:47 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Was that in Shell Bay?
16:49 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Not a blue shark, it was a thresher shark.

dave.
17:07 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Cant be sure LiK, but I think I read that it was inshore because it had sustained a head injury out at sea and was probably disorientated.
17:12 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Whatever the cause of death it didn't die in vain - gave comedy fodder to some.
17:14 Mon 26th Jun 2017

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