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Why Is The This Verminous Waste Of Space Allowed To Eat Better Than Many Elderly, On Benefits At Our Expense?
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Surely his diet should be rancid water, mouldy bread and watery gruel?
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This is ludicrous!
"The menu includes a breakfast of six bacon rolls, nine sausages and four crumpets on Thursdays and dinner of a 'whole goose, with mash and peas' for Sunday dinner"
48 geese a year! Most of our elderly can't afford 48 grams of goose once a year! What do they give him at xmas? A suckling spit roasted pig with an apple in it's mouth covered in caviar whilst the queen and prime minister fans him with giant palm leaves?
"The menu includes a breakfast of six bacon rolls, nine sausages and four crumpets on Thursdays and dinner of a 'whole goose, with mash and peas' for Sunday dinner"
48 geese a year! Most of our elderly can't afford 48 grams of goose once a year! What do they give him at xmas? A suckling spit roasted pig with an apple in it's mouth covered in caviar whilst the queen and prime minister fans him with giant palm leaves?
"Monday - 6 fried eggs, toast, 4 crumpets. Whole roast chicken, apple pie and cream. Spanish omelette with chips, beans and cream cake. Fish and chips and fairy cakes.
Tuesday - 12 egg omelette, 2 pints of squash, sausages with mash and swede, 12 cheesecakes. Liver and onion with mash, 3 trifles and ice cream, 20 bags of nuts and 14 pears.
Wednesday - A liquid day - 2 pints of squash, 6 pints of water, tea, coffee, 4 pints of milk, 3 pints of Guinness, 10 Pot Noodles.
Thursday - 6 bacon rolls, 9 sausages, 4 crumpets, T-bone steak with chips, 3 eggs, mushrooms, beans, 4 rolls. 12 bacon rolls and a pot of tea, 4 cheese rolls, 2 ham rolls and French mustard.
Friday - 9 poached eggs, 4 chicken legs, 8 pieces of toast, shepherd's pie with carrots, jam-roly-poly with custard. Beef curry with 10 cans of beer and a tub of ice cream. 6 portions of beans on toast and a box of dates.
Saturday - 3 bowls of porridge, 8 boiled eggs, 3 grapefruits, rump steak mash and peas, 4 pears. Lamb hot pot mash and 6 Manchester tarts. Fish and chips, 3 sausages, tub of ice cream.
Sunday - 10 yoghurts, 3 watermelons, turkey with roast potatoes, cauliflower and carrots. Whole goose with mash and peas, rump steak and chips"
He's allowed alcohol tuesday? Why? I was under the impression that alcohol was illeagle in prisons!
Eddie or nailit with your wealth of combined knowledge from both sides of the fence, could you confirm or deny that this is true and is fine in prison?
Tuesday - 12 egg omelette, 2 pints of squash, sausages with mash and swede, 12 cheesecakes. Liver and onion with mash, 3 trifles and ice cream, 20 bags of nuts and 14 pears.
Wednesday - A liquid day - 2 pints of squash, 6 pints of water, tea, coffee, 4 pints of milk, 3 pints of Guinness, 10 Pot Noodles.
Thursday - 6 bacon rolls, 9 sausages, 4 crumpets, T-bone steak with chips, 3 eggs, mushrooms, beans, 4 rolls. 12 bacon rolls and a pot of tea, 4 cheese rolls, 2 ham rolls and French mustard.
Friday - 9 poached eggs, 4 chicken legs, 8 pieces of toast, shepherd's pie with carrots, jam-roly-poly with custard. Beef curry with 10 cans of beer and a tub of ice cream. 6 portions of beans on toast and a box of dates.
Saturday - 3 bowls of porridge, 8 boiled eggs, 3 grapefruits, rump steak mash and peas, 4 pears. Lamb hot pot mash and 6 Manchester tarts. Fish and chips, 3 sausages, tub of ice cream.
Sunday - 10 yoghurts, 3 watermelons, turkey with roast potatoes, cauliflower and carrots. Whole goose with mash and peas, rump steak and chips"
He's allowed alcohol tuesday? Why? I was under the impression that alcohol was illeagle in prisons!
Eddie or nailit with your wealth of combined knowledge from both sides of the fence, could you confirm or deny that this is true and is fine in prison?
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