Confused Police

[Spicerack]

or is it Martin?

https://twitter.com/LancPolEquality/status/908702833238831105

[ToraToraTora]

Perlease

[Mamyalynne]

Better view of the livery here - bright aren't they.

I believe they can be used for any job requiring a Police vehicle in attendance, good that.

http://www.blogpreston.co.uk/2017/09/more-rainbow-striped-cars-for-lancashire-police/

[Gromit]

If they help to arrest more homosexuals and lesbians then I do not see a problem.
It is good that Lancashire Police are targetting their resources in order to cut crime.

[Tilly2]

I like them. I bet they go really really fast!

[Tilly2]

Why would they be arresting homosexuals and lesbians? Have I missed something, somewhere?

[Hopkirk]

I bet there's a few coppers as happy as the National Trust volunteers forced to wear pride badges

[Mamyalynne]

Till, all you've missed is someone trying to be smart and failing.

[Mamyalynne]

Police get new cars - Wow.

[Tilly2]

Some aspects of this site get worse by the day!

Dreadful.

[whiskeryron]

All I can say is ' if that's a police dog where's his helmet ?'

[Gromit]

They have fitted French Sirens too.

[Spicerack]

Point entirely missed by the snidey AB geniuses.

[Hopkirk]

Who is Martin?

[Mamyalynne]

Do explain your point for the permanently befuddled please.

[Tilly2]

Lets guess who Martin is....Chris Martin?...Martin Chuzzlewit?

[Tilly2]

Let's ^

[Mamyalynne]

My window cleaner's cousin.

[Spicerack]

Good question, Hopkirk.
It was the top comment but now you have to scroll down to the second answer to see Martin Johnson's question and the amazing (imo) reply from the police.

[Mamyalynne]

The Rugby player?

He's a big lad.

[Spicerack]

Suggest the Poundshop Chuckle Brothers stick to Chatterbank where your hilarious double act will be better appreciated.