The company I work for have an office out in Bangalore, which I’ve had to go to five or six times over the past few years and I’d be hard pressed to say what a typical Indian was.
If you mean an Indian who may have been born and bred in England then the answer is, One that goes along to the test matches between England and India and then spends their time cheering on India.
Not to sweet, not too salty. Spicy, but not ridiculously hot. Plenty of garlic and aromatic spices, served with fluffy rice and the sort of keema nan you could land safely on if you jumped off a 2-storey car park.