Has Jeremy Locked The Abacus Up?

[Bobbisox1]

For fear of her helping BOJO to win on Thursday, I’ve not seen anything of her in the hustings at all ( thankfully)

[Bobbisox1]

Oh Lord can you imagine ‘their’ offspring, would talk all plummy yet couldn’t add 1+ 1 haha

[dannyk13]

..and got a 2:2
Bet it wasn't in mathematics.

[Old_Geezer]

History

[Ryzen]

During her recent tour of Ireland she was asked what she thought of County Down....quick as a flash she replied that she preferred it when Carol Vorderman presented it.

[davebro]

Labour's had a flabbotomy.

[youngmafbog]

Quite a few labour people have been sidelined. Lady Nugge, Starmer etc.

Hardly surrpising Abacus is too. Same for JRM.

I do wonder if Ms Abbott is not well. Even getting a Desmond in History requires a fair bit of learnign ability.

[Togo]

Rumour has it that she has been awarded the job of DJ at the Layboor wake after the election. She has been busy choosing her playlist which include Here Comes My 90th Nervous Breakdown, 4 Days A Week, 26 Red Balloons, 22 Hours From Tulsa, 1,3,7,5, Motorway, 13 Little Birds, Working 8 To 9, Once Thrice 30 Times A lady. Incomplete as yet she is adding up all the numbers in the titles. It will take a while.

[dannyk13]

lol Togo

[retrocop]

Togo
Perhaps ‘ My old man’s a has been,
He wears a Marxist cap
He wears old corbyn’s trousers
And spouts a load of c??p.
Apologies Lonny.

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, should be 2 BA, love it retro

[cassa333]

But people keep voting her in.... which is the really scary thing.

[Togo]

Haha we have some mileage in this. Ta Bobbi.

How about When I was 70.

[Bobbisox1]

Could it be that Hackney and Stoke Newington have a large ethnic population, I can’t think of anything else as to why this dimlo gets voted in to be honest

[Bobbisox1]

Keep em coming Togo haha

[Theland]

They will let her out Thursday, when the big hand is on twelve and the little hand is on ten.

[Theland]

I miss her voice, "Andwew, Andwew," like a root canal.

[Ken4155]

Not very Christian of you, Theland, mocking someone with a speech impediment:-/

[retrocop]

When I was a wee wee trot
They put me on a wee wee pot to see if I could wee or not ,wee wee,wee wee.
When they found that I would not wee wee in my wee wee pot they put me in my wee wee cot, wee wee, wee wee.
Then they learned I conned the lot. I pizzed it up and emptied the pot and now the countries in an awful spot hee hee, hee hee.

[Theland]

Ken - I'm better than that. I can mock anybody :-)

[ToraToraTora]

talking of songs for labour on Friday: