He said of Mr Johnson’s peerage offer: “He said it but then he almost immediately started laughing and realised that that was not exactly the sort of thing that would buy me off. All reports about me getting big payoffs are all false.”
He recounted an alleged conversation he had with Mr Johnson before his Downing Street departure where the Prime Minister floated giving his other half a new role ....
On Carrie: Mr Johnson is quoted saying: “Omigod, you’re right, she’s driving me crackers. We’ve got to find her a job with lots of foreign travel. Could we get the Cabinet Secretary to give her a job on COP26, travelling round with Kate Middleton?”
All stoutly denied, of course.