New Gov't Department

[gulliver1]

When Boris reshuffled his Cabinet he created a new Dept calling it,, "Ministry for levelling up".........
And appointed Michael as the Minister .Anyone know what this new post actually is .

[Peter Pedant]

// It means "dumbing down"//
yeah they - want more Judges named Wayne and Sharon

Like my dear mother said
I dont care what gender he is: can he do the operation?
( actually it was about rudeness in the goodold days when surgeons were rude to everyone ( er xc their dear wives)

I thought LCJ waynetta didnt do too well on Desert Island discs - like you know - can we leave her there ?

[bednobs]

i always thought levelling up in this context meant going up to the next level (like in gaming) rather than making things level

[douglas9401]

Some might say you've always been wrong then. :-)

[bednobs]

only unkind people though douglas :)

[Gromit]

// We now have a centre left party in power that is New Labour in all but name. //

You don’t half write some load of cobblers sometimes.
They are very right of centre, but they are also uniquely rubbish. Borrowing £400 Million plus and not really having much to show for it (except for a few even more wealthy friends).

[Gromit]

* £400 Billion plus *

[Gromit]

Teacake
// don't just give way in the first few weeks. A bit like the 1% for the NHS. Then when they do get it their has happy as Larry thinking they got one over on the government. //

Meanwhile, back in the real world…

// NHS staff have voted overwhelmingly to oppose the government’s 3% pay rise as Britain’s biggest health union warned thousands of workers are “fed up of being taken for granted”.

Publishing the results of a consultation exercise that ran over the summer, Unison said the majority (80%) of health staff were not happy with the pay increase and want to challenge the government. //

[ToraToraTora]

gromit "Borrowing £400 Million plus and not really having much to show for it (except for a few even more wealthy friends). " - it was spent on the covid crisis, where do you think they got all the furlough dosh etc? You really are a superstar when it comes to omitting the obvious.

[ToraToraTora]

gromit: "You don’t half write some load of cobblers sometimes. " - err look in the mirror me old china!

[naomi24]

Gromit, TTT is right. You do write a load of cobblers at times.

[douglas9401]

gulliver1 says thanks for drawing their fire for a bit, Gromit. :-)

[naomi24]

Ahhh, thanks for passing the message on. Give Gulliver our love when you next see him please, Douglas. ;o)

[gulliver1]

16,37 Douglas have no fear. I can manage very well on my own.

[gulliver1]

What the Cons have not got the sense to understand is
Boris has reshaped the Con party to his own Ugly values
But they are too thick to notice.

[Peter Pedant]

TTT Gromit is right. You do write a load of cobblers at times.

[ynnafymmi]

@12.04.Yeah the Tories could learn quite a few things from the SNP,Gully.£600,000 missing and a certain leading member of the SNP also missing.

[maggiebee]

Oh dear fannyanny, wish you would go missing for a while and give us all peace.

[ynnafymmi]

Have you got the missing dosh,maggie?Supposedly used for IndyRef2,perhaps it will have turned up by the twelfth of never.

[ynnafymmi]

@17.13.Well i have read it all now.PP accusing someone of talking cobblers.Yes,you read it right.Peter Pedant accusing others of speaking nonsense.Jesus wept.

[gulliver1]

Oh dear. Are you Ok Ynnafymmi , can I be of any assistance to you ???.