Food Shortages.

[gulliver1]

"The British Retail Consortium" Which represents all the major food and retail chains in the UK.
Has said it expects to see food shortages and more empty shelves by the end of this week.
This is no longer about... will Christmas be OK ......It's about keeping the wheels turning and the lights on so we can get to Christmas..... Come on Boris ... time to step in. Before there is a winter of discontent under your leadership.

[gulliver1]

Did the Turkeys know they were voting for Christmas when they votes for Brexit.

[gulliver1]

"voted"

[naomi24]

Great idea if pasta’s. Bet I’ll get bored with the same colour all the time though. God! It’s such a worry. :o(

[Mamyalynne]

I have dug out my recipe for stone soup.

[AuntPG]

I hear the French are refusing to allow any more Grey Goose into the UK LOL!

[naomi24]

Haha! I remember Baldric from Blackadder making coffee with dandruff. Keep the ideas coming! All useful. :o)

[naomi24]

APF, are you gully’s grandma?

[Bobbisox1]

Here’s a recipe for the National loaf,story you can’t print it off if the leccy has been turned off :0(


Ingredients:
1 ½ lb wholemeal bread flour
1 ½ tbsp salt
1 ½ tbsp dried yeast
1 tsp honey or treacle
450 ml tepid water

[Bobbisox1]

Typo, sorry, not story

[Bobbisox1]

Fear not I’ll get it on the black market :0)

[naomi24]

My last to APG …not APF.

[Bobbisox1]

What about ink from a cuttlefish Naomi , that could be a nice shade of blue for our nails ?

[gulliver1]

16.00, ...Who is APF ? Gnome.

[AuntPG]

You'll be ok though pet because there are no shortages round where you live ;-)

[naomi24]

It could… but with no deliveries where are we going to get the cuttlefish? Oh woe. …. again.

[Bobbisox1]

Mmm, there’s just one person addresses me as ‘pet’ in a smiling assassins kind of way ( haha )

Naomi I got quite excited about the blue dye , now what?

[gulliver1]

I see Esso and Tesco are also running out of fuel at their service stations ,
it seems to be having a knock on effect.

[AuntPG]

Gulliver -apparently naoimi thinks we're related. LOL! She's joined the ..roll eyes...#i know who you really really are brigade. Its getting more and more like little britain by the day. lol!

[Bobbisox1]

Ohhhh Nooooo, this is awful , what can be done

[pastafreak]

Those of us who are prepared already have our Christmas sprouts. Since Christmas is effectively cancelled we can ultra boil them for a nice green tint...green toes anyone?