Food Shortages.

[gulliver1]

"The British Retail Consortium" Which represents all the major food and retail chains in the UK.
Has said it expects to see food shortages and more empty shelves by the end of this week.
This is no longer about... will Christmas be OK ......It's about keeping the wheels turning and the lights on so we can get to Christmas..... Come on Boris ... time to step in. Before there is a winter of discontent under your leadership.

[jno]

are the prices unchanged, NJ?

[teacake44]

There could also be a shortage of tanning lotion / spray, but don't worry I'm sure you will find a shade of fence panel stain at B&Q to cover some of the wrinkles.

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, who was that nice little snippet aimed at teacake?
Go I dare ya, you know you wanna but haven’t the balls hahaha

[naomi24]

That’s not very nice, teacake. How do you know Jno even has wrinkles?

[Bobbisox1]

^^^ pmsl@ Naomi

[gulliver1]

Looks like the lorry driver crisis wont be eased in time to avoid Christmas Chaos either , with a now reported shortage of 90.000 HGV drivers.

[naomi24]

Poor Gulliver worries so.

[Bobbisox1]

So no Christmas crackers then? How depressing

[naomi24]

Bobbi, if it’s crackers you want look no further than Gulliver’s threads. :o)

[Bobbisox1]

That was my meaning Naomi ( reachers for the creosote )

[naomi24]

Haaaa! And you just back from sunny climes too!

[Bobbisox1]

I was one of those nasties that dared to spend euros instead of pounds Naomi , now with the creosote I look like a wrinkled native of the Caribbean :0)))

[gulliver1]

17.45 Think you had better pee yourself a few lorry drivers back from he E/U then if you want Christmas dinner and a bottle of grey goose this year.

[Bobbisox1]

Told you, I’ve friends in high places Gully,Bernard Mathews ,
Emanuel Macron, don’t worry about me

[AuntPG]

Bernard Mathews is dead! PMSL !

[teacake44]

There's a shortage of lamb, but loads of mutton coming through it seems.

[gulliver1]

All Boris has got to do is go to Brussels , cap in hand of course
And beg the E/U to let him have his foreign lorry drivers back.
(problem solved)..... GO BORIS GO.....

[teacake44]

Bernard Mathews is dead, he killed a few customs as well in his time with his crap.

[Bobbisox1]

Aww come on, his farms still reign …and his turkeys too :0)))

[teacake44]

The great BM turkey roll, eat it and roll about on the toilet pan all night.