Ouch.......

[EdmundD]

Fire in the hole......

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/gloucestershire-bomb-squad-called-to-ae-after-man-gets-anti-tank-shell-lodged-up-rectum/171181

[Mamyalynne]

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1775478.html

[andy-hughes]

It's amazing how people still use the 'slipped and fell' excuse for this sort of incident.

If I was the A & A surgeon, I'd be saying, "I was born at night, but it wasn't last night!"

[Mamyalynne]

Accident & 'Aris Andy?

[jennyjoan]

Who the hell would put a stick of gelignite up your a$se

[andy-hughes]

jenny - // Who the hell would put a stick of gelignite up your a$se //

It's the difference in the genders I fear.

A bored woman will probably phone a friend, or go shopping, or catch up on the soaps.

Bored men get up to this sort of nonsense!!

And yes, I am generalising before anyone leaps on their keyboard to accuse me of stereotyping.

[naomi24]

Who indeed, JJ, and more to the point ….why?

[ladybirder]

What's the betting he won't do it again. Plonker.

[jennyjoan]

forgive me for my naivete - was he trying to get a "hit" and how the hell did he do it.

my arm is just long enough to wipe my bum clean

[Mamyalynne]

My question wouldn't be why, I'v fathomed that part but why not something with less potential for alarm.

[dustypuss]

He’s going to jip down the pub especially when somebody asks who’s round is it.

[Mozz71]

Andy- //Bored men get up to this sort of nonsense!!//

Speak for yourself pal, I prefer a wordsearch.

[elliemay1]

love your avatar, dusty

[burlyshirley]

17:22 LOVE that comment jj Lol ....

[dustypuss]

It says he’s got the full collection :-0

https://www.usmilitariaforum.com/forums/uploads/monthly_06_2019/post-180924-0-77429500-1560799139.jpeg

[jno]

I don't know why everyone assumes it was entering rather than leaving. Constipation can be quite painful.

[DTCwordfan]

I guess that this is a new definition of 'biting the bullet.'

[fiveleaves]

It is easily done. Long, dark evenings in Gloucestershire at this time of year

[DTCwordfan]

what's Boaty been up to now?

[EdmundD]

He might want to consider moving somewhere else where nobody knows him...otherwise:

"Say, aren't you the guy that......"

[EdmundD]

It can't be the first time something like this has happened there because the article says:

'A hospital spokesperson said "relevant safety protocols" were adhered to and there were no risks to staff, patients or visitors.
hospital.'