“ found Mr Corbyn and Ms Cooper tied as the top choice as the best person to succeed Sir Keir on eight percent each.
Ed Miliband, who was responsible for Labour's failed bid for power in 2015, came second” (pardon?)
They can’t even count.
Anyway a whopping 8 per cent of people who responded to a “poll” held in a handful of constituencies plumped for a man who’s been suspended from the parliamentary party, either because he’s one of the few politicians they’ve heard of or because his name was on a list of options.
As an aside, no part of the OP’s accompanying statement nears any relation to the current reality, regardless of whether Labour can actually get far enough to achieve an overall majority next time, which I very much doubt. Starker had one dodgy reshuffle, but the last one was very much a statement of authority.