What A Surprise !

[Sqad]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jun/19/kelly-holmes-on-coming-out-as-gay-sometimes-i-cry-with-relief

I would never have guessed.

[Peter Pedant]

// Also What The Funicular is exhibiting he elements of being gay?//

kissing the same sex in public
stuff your hands down knickers or underpants?
saying 00 excuse me miss! to the sergeant major ( men only)

[sandyRoe]

Talk like that to a sergeant major and he'd have you on the carpet in front of the camp commandant before you could say another word.

[Peter Pedant]

wearing a wig on parade
and pronouncing ' what a surprise' as kell soo-preez

Poor old Kellz - I hope she has a better life