Sexual Perversión During The Queueing For...

[sandyRoe]

... Westminster Hall.
Adio Adeshine,19, jumped into the Thames to avoid the police when they were called after he allegedly assaulted two women.
It's a pity there wasn't a racing ebb tide at the time.

[jno]

peculiar (alleged) behaviour. To tell the truth I'm surprised he survived. When the Marchioness sank by Southwark Bridge years ago, bodies were washed up in Hammersmith. He could have ended up there or back out in the North Sea, depending which way the tide was going.

[bookbinder]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11220087/Man-19-sexually-assaulted-two-women-queue-Queen-lying-state.html

[Peter Pedant]

already subject to a court order

blimey, remanded in custody for flashing .... - did people in the crowd holler, oh come on beat it!
sorry sorry
and that was why he jumped into the thames ( cold shower etc)

[sandyRoe]

PP,
I think there was an element of frottage, too.

[Peter Pedant]

wot's frottidge?

( first line of the Film Corruption, with Peter Cushing and Sue Lloyd 1968) - no no I know really
( what's potage?) - then the light falls on Sue LL

[Peter Pedant]

oh god the mods strike again

[Peter Pedant]

no sex please - - we're queuing

[sandyRoe]

^. yes indeed. There's a time and a place for everything.