Police responded rapidly to a victimless crime leaving stabby nutters, burglars and sundry ne'erdowells to get on with their nefarious doings.
The general public were assured that extra patrols would be on hand in case of repeat confections and they should not go about in fear of fondant attack.
One local resident, a Mr Kipling, suggested a good thrashing and a spell of national service might straighten out these criminals.
The cake was probably stollen.
I mentioned a while back, on here I think, that these idiots are linked to other idiots worldwide.
Big exposé on the front page of the ST yesterday. They get paid for their nonsense.
shame the two of them didn't glue themselves to the King to make a sandwich cake. Is there a Victoria that they could use? Sponges on modern society that they are.
Lol. Last week they glued themselves to the floor at the Volkswagen factory in Wolfsburg. VW shut the doors, turned the lights out and left them there all night.
To add insult to injury, they didn't even supply their supper. 'So ve vos hungry as vell as cold' squealed the head dummkopf. Bless.
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